{"id":10,"date":"2014-09-17T12:00:25","date_gmt":"2014-09-17T12:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poohnuggets.com\/?p=10"},"modified":"2015-12-09T18:38:32","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T18:38:32","slug":"volcano-poop-9-17-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.relentlessmoms.com\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"Volcano Poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<body><p>Volcano about to erupt.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMomma I peed!\u201d my 3 year old Adalyn shouts!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t forget to wipe!\u201d I call back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow I need to poop!\u201d She says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOk I\u2019ll be there in a minute to help\u201d. I say.<\/p>\n<p>I put my 10-month-old Andrew down by the toys as I walk over to the bathroom to\u00a0help my daughter wipe.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI made a pooh nugget!\u201d Ady says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat job Ady\u201d! I help her wipe and watch as she washes her hands. She is\u00a0such a big girl now!<\/p>\n<p>We sing our song! \u201cI made a nugget\u2026 A stinky pooh nugget!\u201d (Sung) It is so funny that joking about making pooh nuggets in the potty was our way of getting her to poop in the big girl potty. One day she just shouted, \u201cI made a pooh nugget!\u201d In Ady\u2019s case, they were nuggets. While getting her to pee on the potty could be a struggle, she never hesitated to poop on the potty! We just sang our pooh nugget song!<\/p>\n<p>I look over at Andrew and see that look. It\u2019s his poop face. Then it happened. \u00a0There is so much poop pouring out of his diaper that it is crawling up his back\u00a0then crumbling over the back of his diaper and dripping down to the floor making\u00a0a poop pool on the carpet. It happened so fast! It was unbelievable! It was like a volcano that ruptured poop. Except that it wasn\u2019t. It was a butt and ruptured poop all over the carpet!!!! Holy shit!!<\/p>\n<p>You can imagine what this mess was like to clean up. I\u2019ll spare you the details\u00a0but, I will go on to say that the volcano erupted 2x more that day. This will\u00a0begin my son\u2019s pipe cleaning and hopefully be the beginning to the end of a very\u00a0long and painful journey for my little man. Hopefully.<\/p>\n<p>This post is dedicated to all the parents. Mommas especially, who have struggled with reflux\u00a0and infant constipation. \u00a0If you tap in you will\u00a0find there are so many of us out there. I pray you know that you are not alone. \u00a0I may joke about this journey and pooh nuggets and volcanoes erupting but it is my way of dealing and laughing about it all. \u00a0I hope you can find laughter through some of this as well.<\/p>\n<\/body>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Volcano about to erupt. \u201cMomma I peed!\u201d my 3 year old Adalyn shouts! \u201cDon\u2019t forget to wipe!\u201d I call back. \u201cNow I need to poop!\u201d She says. \u201cOk I\u2019ll be there in a minute to help\u201d. I say. 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